the Zebra Zoom

I have been getting a lot of requests for this, so here it is – the first in my long series of “Zebra Zooms” – enjoy!

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I am not one to repeat myself, man, this is a cute little guy… Looky at his little cast, his little nose, etc. Too much…

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One of my friends is foster-daddying this little bundle of joy – Jakie, a 3 month puppy. Technically he is a “Chug” – a Chihuahua/Pug hybrid. I did a little research and this is perhaps the optimal result from such a pairing – too much Chihuahua and it gets a little too pointy, too much Pug makes for dented face – bad news either way.

He is wearing an almost unspeakably cute cast on one leg, the result of an unfortunate fall that sent him to the MSPCA. He is a cute little bugger!

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Someone asked me to take some photos at this event last night. I had a couple weeks lead time and perhaps my greatest shame on my camera is the flash. Sure, it works fine in most occasions, but when I try to take photos when it is a tad darker than usual – it unleashes a BLINDING FLASH to try and autofocus, multiple times in a row. If it actually gets a fix, people are already completely disoriented and angry so the photos no look so good.

Enter my new baby!

The FL-36 – the embodiment of God’s great promise and deliverer of many great flashes – yay!

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I went to the zoo last week. Actually, I was just strolling around the town with the missus and lo & behold – the Franklin Park Zoo. The zoo itself gets a lot of crap for being small and not particularly wealthy – it has a quaintness that I rather enjoy.

Anyways, after paying the regular admission, the nice lady hands us a map that has all the areas crossed off where animals are wintering elsewhere. This was a good 50% of the creatures! But, on the bright side, this meant that I did not need to fight through hordes of smelly little children to get the wholesome zoo experience that I crave.

I think the camels might be my favorite of the hardy outdoor animals. This handsome fellow here seemed to be gnawing on a giant log, really going to town on it. Not quite sure what he was getting out of it, but he seemed to be okay with his job – that’s the kind of feel good scene I expect from a zoo. Anyways, FPZ is definitely worth your $11 !!!

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I saw this at a Whole Foods Market in California – not sure if someone is trying to be a smartass but this is a pretty silly sign!

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I had a great little trip to California over the holidays. On the plane ride over there, the kind folks from JetBlue gave me 3 free mini-scotches on account of it being Christmas Eve. I almost passed out – shock & scotch! Actually that is not a bad drink idea…

Anyways, I did many crazy things over there, including looking at photos on other people’s cell phones, as the above indicates. But all and all, I think the area is pretty similar to dear New England.

The only thing that continues to blow me away is the citrus. Every time I walk past a lemon/lime/orange/tangerine tree I stop and gawk. Like “WTF is that doing there?!?” Maybe it’s because of my sheltered childhood in the mountains of PA and have rarely traveled far from there but I am astonished to see a real tree with real oranges on it outside, it’s like my mind is going to asplode. The icing on the cake was a friend of mine gave me a tangerine that was from a TREE IN HER DAD’S BACKYARD!

I know this is whole “citrus tree” thing is unsurprising to most people, but for me that is seriously a major reason to move to California. I can see myself now on the roof of my apartment building, tending to a vast citrus grove, creating delicious fresh drinks each morning and then skipping over to my job at the Free Love Sustainable Squirrel Monkey Training Center!

HOme for the Holidays, by nate_marsh.

Recently I was propositioned at a party to help produce a special holiday card for a few of my friends. These talented fellows had wisely procured a collection of matching holiday garb and needed someone with the photo chops and the ability to not feel extremely uncomfortable with them prancing around, tempting everything in sight. I was perfect for the job.

The result is something that still brings a small tear to my eye, view the complete set for more treats!

Credits: Original concept by Asher/Tracy/Ahmed. Photography by N.Marsh and graphic design by E.Roosey

SeasonsGreeting2007, by nate_marsh.

Not much to write here except that Santa’s sleigh is going to pulling a bit to the right this year, based on my calculations and the chart below pulled from Wikipedia (boys on the left, girls on the right):

Kinda sad – how is Vixen going to take care of the babies by herself? Not my problem!

Dead Mobile, by nate_marsh.

I unfortunately lost the original French version of the poem – it was amazing!… but a friend of mine was kind enough to re-translate it for me. I include a picture of N75 in somewhat happier & surlier time… crack open a bottle of vino and take a read -

Complainte pour un portable défunt
(Les derniers moments)

(traduit de français par N. Marsh, retraduit de l’anglais en français par C. Boyer)

1.7€ pour laver et sécher
Combien coûte-t-il, de pleurer ?

Ô N75 — bien que tu n’étais pas toujours soigné
sache que je n’ai pas fait exprès

de te nettoyer négligemment
entre mes chemises et mes sous-vêtements

Certes, tu me rendais facile à joindre,
Hélas, l’eau de javel t’a rendu moindre.

Avec toi, j’envoyais sans cesse des textos
Est-ce que tu captes toujours là-haut ?

Par ma faute, tu étais condamné à expirer
Tu ne communiques plus qu’avec les anges, finalement séché…