Note: Took some risky rhymes on this to get it to work.  Yeah – it’s edgy but I am blazing some new ground here, might take a while for mainstream to catch up with this style!

Walk in the door and you see the coat rack,
Damn, know that’s an Eames – that piece set us back!

Now you look around, there’s no pix of sea gulls,
We got motherfucking triptychs representing on both walls!

And you know we got more orthogonal side tables
Than the average orthodox Jew’s got dreidels

Careful sucker, you on sacred ground
This livin’ room don’t fuck around
Don’t worry about wiping your shoes
Gotta old-school Roomba with some dopeass moves

I got the real comfy couches and the bamboo shelves
Got ‘nuf knickknacks for a busload of elves

Have so many fine books to make a librarian mad
You know Apartment Therapy would kill to blog our pad!

Oh yeah and that’s a collection of modern lamps
Check it, our plants are certified photosynthesis champs

Careful sucker, you on sacred ground
This livin’ room don’t fuck around
Don’t worry about wiping your shoes
Gotta old-school Roomba with some dopeass moves

We got the custom curtains and the softest rugs
Check it out, bitch, that’s a blanket full of snuggs

Oh hey, you like Ira Glass?
Then that framed “This American Life” poster will knock you on yo’ ass

You know I got my girl on Craigslist 24/7
Looking to add to our lil’ slice of heaven, yeah!

Careful sucker, you on sacred ground
This livin’ room don’t fuck around
Don’t worry about wiping your shoes
Gotta old-school Roomba with some dopeass moves

PEEEEACE!