Jack Handey’s Flag, originally uploaded by eroosey.

Roosey came up with this awesome version of Jack Handey’s flag (http://www.newyorker.com/humor/2008/05/19/080519sh_shouts_handey/?yrail) !!!

Today, whilst looking for a small recycling bin, to assuage my guilt for creating massive amounts of waste, I came across some amusing tiny customizable recycling bins and other “green” knick-knacks for trade shows and potential waste-management customers.

Anyways, in the midst of these amusing tchotchkes is this gem, displayed on the left – a port-a-potty of lilliputian proportions with a spot for a custom logo! I am no marketing genius, but I recognize brilliance when I see it.

I am sure these are great handouts for those in the industry, but why stop there – imagine the shock and awe when someone asks for your business card and you whip out one of these beauts!  Unfortunately they are listed as only 7/8″ tall and 1″ wide but there is a little slot in the door for more potential hilarity.

The real crime is the pricing, $7 a piece for 50 and an $115 charge for setup??? That’s about $9 per novelty crapper. Still… these are essentially guaranteed to bring in new customers and will hold a prominent place in many many cubicles for years to come.

I know where my stimulus payout is headin!