His Last Moments…, by nate_marsh.

$2.50 to wash & dry
How much does it cost to cry?

Oh N75 – you were not always clean
but I hope you know I did not mean
To launder you without a care
Amongst my shirts, pants & underwear

You certainly made me easy to reach
Sadly, you could not survive Tide with Bleach
You let me check my gMail 24/7
How many bars can you get in heaven?

I made a mistake, I left you to die
You’re texting with the angels now, finally dry…

;(

Translated from French by N.Marsh