The Annual Santa Hunt, by nate_marsh.

My bro & I bagged a big Santa this year on the traditional 47th Annual Central PA Santa Claus Hunt.
I bet all those boys & girls thought they were helping out the jolly man by providing milk & cookies. Fact is, it just slowed him down for us. He weighed in at about 345lb – those poor reindeer could barely keep him in the sky!
I am holding Eli’s new rifle, a gun that, ironically, Santa brought this year! Loaded up some Kringle Stoppers ™ .22 rounds and built the classic chimney blind – fat bastard never had a chance.!
Good eating too!