I have this little cell phone that I got with my plan, which is nice and simple. He’s a tough lil’ guy but nothing special, none of those fancy extras hawked through so many giant billboards. The Samsung SPH-N240 has been with me through countless awkward conversations and drunken tele-epiphanies…
Anyways, I think my phone was among the first generation of cell phones without any ringtones that sound anything like a real telephone. I don’t want to sound like Grandpa here, but it took me a while to get used to having only goofy ringtones. Like “Chicken Parade” and “Ring 5″, yeah there are some really shitty rings in there.
Anyways, my point is that now I’m hearing these rings on other phones that sound sort of like mine but then they break it down, hardcore. Like it’ll be “Chicken Parade – Reggae Dance Hall Remix” or “Ring 5 (Quadraphonic Mix)” I think Samsung must have some full-time ring-tone composers that obviously can only produce what the phones can handle. So, when they have access to the four types of beeps my can make, “Chicken Parade” is the best they can do, throw them the new Samsung SPxx 5000, though and prepare to have your pants knocked off.
That’s such a great thought Nate.

John was nice enough to set me up with the means to pimp out my blog, make it feel a little more natural. So I went with this new style, based of my beloved pup Chewie. I think the pink/Rottweiler mix is pretty saucy, so I’m going to let it stay for a while.